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Ah, Lorem Ipsum, the evergreen prankster of the printing world! Created way back in the 1500s by some sneaky printer who just couldn't resist messing with typefaces. Despite being the oldest trick in the book (or the typesetting industry, to be precise), it's still kicking it in the digital age! Nothing say's “I'll get back to you later" like a good block of Lorem Ipsum text. It is every marketer's best friend. Timeless, mischievous, and still all over the Stokeship website...

Did you know?

Alright, brace yourself for a mind-bending journey through time with Lorem Ipsum – it's not just your run-of-the-mill placeholder text (okay, it is)! Believe it or not, this quirky text has been around since ancient times, dating back over 2000 years to good ol' 45 BC. Who would've thought, right? Well, leave it to Richard McClintock, a Latin professor with a knack for unraveling ancient mysteries, to dig deep into the roots of Lorem Ipsum.

Turns out, Lorem Ipsum isn't just a bunch of gibberish; it's got some serious street cred from Cicero's masterpiece, “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil). Yup, that's some fancy Latin literature right there! This text is no lightweight either; it's a Renaissance-era favorite, tackling the age-old question of ethics.

So, next time you stumble upon “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...” just remember, you're diving headfirst into a slice of ancient wisdom wrapped in modern mischief!

Behold, The OG Lorem Ipsum Passage

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”

Cicero, 45 BC, “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” 1.10.32

“Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?”

H. Rackham, 1914, English Translation

“But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?”

Cicero, 45 BC, “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” 1.10.32

“At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.”

H. Rackham, 1914, English Translation

“On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.”

Why We Use It?

Ah, the classic Lorem Ipsum spiel – a tale as old as time (or at least as old as desktop publishing). Picture this: you're cruising through a webpage, and bam! You're hit with Lorem Ipsum, the ultimate distraction disguising itself as readable content. But hey, it's all part of the game, right?

Unlike those bland 'Content here, content there' placeholders, Lorem Ipsum brings a touch of randomness to the table. It's like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get! And let's not forget the wild evolution of this quirky text over the years. From accidental mishaps to intentional injections of humor, it's been a rollercoaster ride of randomness.

So, next time you stumble upon 'Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...', just embrace the chaos and roll with it. After all, life's too short for boring filler text!

Get Some?

Ah, the wild world of Lorem Ipsum – where every passage is a game of chance! Sure, there are countless versions out there, but let's be real, most of them have been tinkered with in some way. Injected humor, random words – you name it, Lorem Ipsum has seen it all.

But hey, if you're gonna dabble in Lorem Ipsum, you better make sure there's no embarrassing surprises hidden in the mix. Trust me, you don't want to be caught off guard by some unexpected hilarity buried in your text!

Now, about those Lorem Ipsum generators floating around the internet – they all seem to follow the same old song and dance, regurgitating the same old chunks like there's no tomorrow. But fear not, because here comes the real deal! Our Lorem Ipsum generator is breaking the mold, using a top-secret concoction of over 200 Latin words and a pinch of model sentence structures to serve up text that's always fresh, always believable, and always ready to rock your world. Say goodbye to repetition, forced humor, and out-of-place words – our Lorem Ipsum is the real deal.

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color: var(--e-global-color-accent);

Glass Morphism

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Rad website checklist.

1. Attention-getting opener

2. Identify the problem

3. Aggravate the problem

4. Present the solution

5. Establish authority

6. Explain how it works

7. Make the offer (What will they gain?)

8. Give some kind of guarantee (you can fulfill on)

9. Make the offer (Why does it make sense?)

10. Give a warning / feeling of scarcity

11. Make the offer (What happens if they don't do this?)

12. Provide social proof

Thx to Jake Mix for this outline!

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